Posts tagged Tyrion Lannister.
House Lannister - Acne fall 2013
yo’ joffrey i heard ur wedding would be a little more fly…like pigeon pie
worst wedding ever
As a boy I travelled with a troupe of actors through the free cities. One day in Myr, a certain man made my master an offer too tempting to refuse. I feared the man meant to use me ad I’d heard some men used small boys. But what he wanted was far worse. He gave me a potion that made me powerless to move or speak, yet did nothing to dull my senses. With a hooked blade he sliced me, root and stem, chanting all the while. He burned my parts in a brazier. The flames turned blue and I heard a voice answer his call. I still dream of that night. Not of the sorcerer, not of his blade. I dream of the voice from the flames.
I organised the defense of this city while you held court in the ruins of Harrenhal. I led the foray when the enemies were at the gate while your grandson, the king, quivered in fear behind the walls. I bled in the mud for our family. And as my reward I was trundled off to some dark little cell. What do I want? A little bloody gratitude would be a start.
- Why do you care what I want from him?
- Because you’ve slandered me to father before.